Republican Logic 101

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Daddy Bush made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "We can't find bin Laden"m diversion

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

The United States should get out of the UN, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq

A woman can't be trusted with her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans benefits

Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.

Providing health care to all iraqis is sound policy.Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMO's and insurance Co's have the best interest of the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is impeachable offense

A president lying ro enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.

Gov. should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.(OR HIS MILITARY RECORDS EITHER)

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're are a conservative radio host. Then it's and illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.

You support states rights, which mean Att. Gen John Ashcroft can tell states what local voters initiatives they have the right to adopt.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital interest but what Bush did in the 1980's is irrelevant.